Monday, June 11, 2012

Deadly terms





5 deadly terms used by a women

 


FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument,
when she knows she is right and u need to shut-up


NOTHING
Means something and u need to be worried!


GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission, do not do it.


WHATEVER
A women's way of saying screw u


THAT'S OKAY
She is thinking long & hard 
on how and when u will pay for your mistake






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5 deadly terms used by a Man



FINE
It's fine... no really. Don't try to read more into it.


NOTHING
Nothing is wrong. Or... he's not thinking about anything. 
Men are zen creatures. They truly can be thinking about nothing. 
More often, though, a man is thinking about something stupid
 (like pondering the reason why women love shopping) or
 dangerous (like wondering what other hot girls look like naked) 
and knows better than to share it with you. *hohoho!*


GO AHEAD
Really. Go ahead. Have a night out with your girls or whatever. 
Your man looks forward to having some peace and 
quiet while hanging out with his friends and the football.


WHATEVER
Guys say this in retaliation. 
They know how annoying it is when women use this word, 
so guys use it back, like a really annoying parrot.


THAT'S OKAY
Really, it's okay. I've already forgotten whatever it was. 
Could you move to the left side a little? 
You're blocking the tv.