Cerita macam-macam campur2

Cerita 1

Makan -> tembam -> kurus -> gemuk

Perbualan melalui telefon beberapa hari yang lepas.

Lecturer : hello..who's on the line?
me : Dyla, prof.

Lecturer : oh! Dyla..how are u?

me : I'm fine prof..Thank u
Lecturer : Jessica ade situ x?
me : Die xde, die pegi cafe belakang.
Lecturer : oh..u x pegi makan ke?
me : makan..saya kirim je kat die
Lecturer : u nampak sangat kurus la skrg. kurus2 sgt pon tak elok tau. Bukan la i kata ms u mula2 masuk keje cni u gemuk. Tp kira ade isi sket la berbanding skrg.
me : *gulp..gulp* ye la prof. ni saya nk makan la ni.
Lecturer : haa..bagus2. makan banyak2. jgn x makan. Btw, nanti suruh jessica jumpa saya.
me : Ok prof!


Cerita 2

Perbualan berlaku di pantry opis

me : Eh...jangan habiskan roti tu tau.. nak makan jap lagi lepas solat. Ingat!
Felo PhD : oo..ok..wei dyla, ko dah start makan banyak balik eh..
me : makan banyak ke? habes tu..orang asyik cakap aku kurus je. hahaha
Felo PhD : Kurus?? ko gemuk la dyla. hahaha
me : Heyyyy!!!! *sambil cucuk2 bahu felo PhD tu gune kuku yang panjang ni* hahaha
Felo PhD : Hahahahahahahaha


Cerita 3

Sesi Pemanduan Kereta



Di anatara ayat2 yang sentiasa mereka ucapkan kalau naik kete dengan aku.

Adzimah : Woi! Ko ni kan bawak kete macam xde break je kan kete ko.

Kak Laila : Dyla, aku kalau duk belakang ni memang macam naik roller coaster la. suke betul aku.

Ain + kak Laila : xbole la naik kete dengan ko ni. mesti ade banyak peristiwa. hahaha *ngok betol mereka ni. hahaha. gelak sampai geli tangan nk pegang stereng.*

Jess : Ok kawan2....kaki die terlepas ye drpd break. naseb takde kete kat depan tu. Dah la drive pakai wedges tebal.

Mak aku : Adik, kalau ko yang bawak kete, memang mak ni kene darah tinggi aje la. *hahahaha*

Kesimpulan cerita : Berdesing la jugak dengar ayat2 perli mereka2 ni..huhu~ Maaf lah kepada semua penumpang2 dihormati..saya memang suke bawak kete laju2. lepas ni saya akan memandu dengan lebih berhemah..ngeeeee~ ;D


Cerita 4

Sesi memasak



Haritu masa sedang menumis sayur, tiba2 je mak bersuara macam ni.

Mak : Kalau nak belajar masak, cube la cari resipi2 kat internet tu. Jangan la ko online tengok blog baju je. Nanti kalau ko lapa nak makan, baju2 tu bole ke nak makan?

me : *adeh! adeh! macam bertimpa2 batu jatuh atas kepala mase tu* ahahahahaha

-Fin-

p/s : sekarang tekak rase saket. mata n hidung rase panas. jgn la demam datang sekarang. oh!

L.O.V.E

Harini suddenly rase nk log in friendster
setelah beberapa bulan tak berbuat demikian.
almost a year i think.
sangat banyak news yg tertinggal oh!
*mamarazzi sangat taw* ;D

godek punye godek friendster tu,
saje je nak view my blog kt friendster
satu je pun publish kat blog tuh.
angan2 je lebih nk jadi penulis.haha

so, rase macam nak letak isi kandungan blog tu kat sini la kan.
(since 2007 tu established..hehe)
sukehati aku ohkayyy~ *tetibe* ;D

1. To My Friends Who
Are………..SINGLE

Love is like a butterfly. The more you
chase it, the more it eludes you. But
if you just let it fly, it will come
to you when you least expect it. Love
can make you happy but often it hurts,
but love’s only special when you give
it to someone who is really worth it.
So take your time and choose the best.

2. To My Friends Who
Are…………NOT SO SINGLE

Love isn’t about becoming somebody
else’s "perfect person." It’s about
finding someone who helps you become
the best person you can be.

3. To My Friends Who
Are…………PLAYBOY/GIRL TYPE

Never say "I love you" if you don’t
care. Never talk about feelings if
they aren’t there. Never touch a life
if you mean to break a heart. Never
look in the eye when all you do is
lie. The cruelest thing a guy can do
to a girl is to let her fall in love
when he doesn’t intend to catch her
fall and it works both ways…

4.To My Friends Who
Are…………MARRIED

Love is not about "it’s your fault",
but "I’m sorry." Not "where are you",
but "I’m right here." Not "how could
you", but "I understand." Not "I wish
you were", but "I’m thankful you are."

5. To My Friends Who
Are…………ENGAGED

The true measure of compatibility is
not the years spent together but how
good you are for each other.

6. To My Friends Who
Are…………HEARTBROKEN

Heartbreaks last as long as you want
and cut as deep as you allow them to
go. The challenge is not how to
survive heartbreaks but to learn from
them.

7.To My Friends Who
Are…………NAIVE

How to be in love: Fall but don’t
stumble, be consistent but not too
persistent, share and never be unfair,
understand and try not to demand, and
get hurt but never keep the pain.

8. To My Friends Who
Are …………POSSESSIVE

It breaks your heart to see the one
you love happy with someone else but
it’s more painful to know that the one
you love is unhappy with you.

9. To My Friends Who
Are …………AFRAID TO CONFESS

Love hurts when you break up with
someone. It hurts even more when
someone breaks up with you. But love
hurts the most when the person you
love has no idea how you feel.

10. To My Friends Who
Are …………STILL HOLDING ON

A sad thing about life is when you
meet someone and fall in love, only to
find out in the end that it was never
meant to be and that you have wasted
years on someone who wasn’t worth it.
If he isn’t worth it now he’s not
going to be worth it a year or 10
years from now. Let go…..

TO ALL MY FRIENDS…….

My wish for you is a man/women whose
love is honest, strong, mature,
Never-changing, uplifting, protective,
encouraging, rewarding and unselfish

nak ni! nak ni! nak! nak! sangat hendak!

almost get it...siket je lagi..x saba..sgt gelojoh..iskkkk~
hahahaha
;D



pastu yang kt bawah ni pon nak jugak.
jatoh hati la aihhhhhh~

pastu bengkok dua2 belah kaki.hahaha
mak...ayah...nak siket duit! agagaga~
;D

sembang subuh

I just can't sleep
feel damn cold here
It's 5.30 am
raining outside there *Best nye klu masa panjang lg utk smbg tido*
another 1 hour utk prepare pegi keje
nape mood nak bercengkerama kt blog skrg semakin tipis?
aiihhhhhhh~


pagi2 subuh hadam ni tkebil2 cari charger handphone
finally found it kat dapor.
oh..handphone ayah tgh charge.
ok.battery die dh full.bole cabot.hehe

Dah!
tu je nk cakap subuh2 ni.
*sengal*

Semoga harini permulaan hari yang baik2 saja.
bye!
;D

pegi mamp la....

situasi bermula begini....

Joreng 1 : weh, jom kite g belaja berenang nak?

Joreng 2 : sonoknye....jom2! tp takot la...dulu belaja nk terapung badan pon x pandai2

Joreng 1 : Tak pe la..kakak ipar akak g class berenang RM160 sebulan 8x dh terror dh

Joreng 2 : eh, kalau la 8x tu belajar tapi tak pandai2 jugak mcmane?

Joreng 1 : kalau macam tu pegi MAMP la..hahaha

Joreng 2 : ahhhhhh...*gelak sambil hantuk2 kepala kt meja* memang nak mampos betol la..hahaha